Infrequent Bulletin – November 2022
Dear Friends of German Humour,
I hope you’re all doing well and have worked out a way to watch every game of the upcoming World Cup whilst also boycotting it at the same time. I’ll probably be glued to the settee wearing one of those trendy Chinese-made elasticated captain’s armbands in rainbow.
You may have noticed the massive rebranding effort that has gone on at German Humour. Bye-bye Monthly Bulletin, hello Infrequent Bulletin.
If you wonder who dreamt up such a great name, well, I employed the very agency who charged Scottish Tourism £125,000 for coming up with the slogan “Welcome to Scotland”. I am happy to report I got mine for half that.
The name change was inspired by Friend of German Humour, Andy Ormiston, who emailed this fully merited pep talk / dressing down after the last missive at the end of July.
…at the very least, you could pull your finger out and either change the name of your monthly bulletin to “Henning’s committed to a lot of tour dates that now need to be filled, so here’s a quick reminder of how funny I am, so you don’t miss out on me live” OR send out your monthly bulletin on a monthly basis…
A good point well made. But here’s what’s stopping me: as Gavin Williamson recently found out it’s not advisable to put anything in writing. Even sending the occasional bulletin with the odd attempt at a quip is an unnecessary risk. All it takes is some wally to go out of their way to be offended and if they’re nutty enough you’ve had it.
Jerry Sadowitz’s Edinburgh festival run got cancelled after a single performance because one or two venue staff didn’t enjoy the show and successfully went for the old Down With This Sort Of Thing approach. The biggest annoyance was seeing some of the right-on luvvies of the comedy scene in favour of such an appalling decision, not realising they themselves will be on the receiving end of similar treatment at some point in the future. First they came for the… etc etc.
Ah well, culture war! Of all the wars to rage it’s probably one of the less destructive. Sadly, societal division is going to increase further in the build-up to the next general election. We can already see where it’s heading. Party A runs Operation Red Meat which vilifies anyone active and health-conscious and Party B thinks men can give birth. A straight choice between the deeply unpleasant and the outright insane.
As I say in It’ll All Come Out In The Wash: if you look at the state of it all there’s a lot to be said for a fatal heart attack.
Anyway, enjoy the World Cup and hopefully see you soon – have a great 2023!
Henning
PS: Please find below a list of upcoming gigs. It would be great to see you at one of those.
February 2026
17th -
Hastings - Electric Palace
- SOLD OUT
18th -
Hastings - Electric Palace
- SOLD OUT
23rd -
London - Betsey Trotwood
- SOLD OUT
24th -
London - Betsey Trotwood
- SOLD OUT
26th -
Lewes - Con Club
- SOLD OUT
27th -
Camberley - Theatre
- SOLD OUT
28th -
Isle of Wight - Shanklin Theatre
- SOLD OUT
March 2026
1st -
Weston super Mare - The Playhouse
- SOLD OUT
5th -
Salisbury - City Hall -
TICKETS
6th -
Dorking - Halls -
TICKETS
7th -
Oxford - New Theatre -
TICKETS
13th -
Bradford - St George's Hall -
TICKETS
15th -
Lichfield - Garrick Theatre
- SOLD OUT
(Two shows at 3.00pm & 7:30pm both being recorded by NextUp Comedy)
20th -
Tunbridge Wells - Assembly Hall -
TICKETS
21st -
Gravesend - The Woodville -
TICKETS
22nd -
High Wycombe - Swan -
TICKETS
27th -
Loughborough - Town Hall
- SOLD OUT
28th -
Bedworth - Civic Hall -
TICKETS
29th -
Wolverhampton - Grand Theatre -
TICKETS
April 2026
16th -
Aberdeen - Tivoli -
TICKETS
17th -
Inverness - Eden Court -
TICKETS
18th -
Dundee - Whitehall Theatre -
TICKETS
24th -
Edinburgh - Queens Hall -
TICKETS
25th -
Dunfermline - Alhambra -
TICKETS
26th -
Glasgow - Pavilion -
TICKETS
May 2026
7th -
Swansea - Grand Theatre -
TICKETS
10th -
St Albans - Alban Arena -
TICKETS
14th -
York - Opera House -
TICKETS
15th -
Blackpool - Joe Longthorne Theatre -
TICKETS
17th -
Hull - City Hall -
TICKETS
21st -
Worthing - Pavilion -
TICKETS
22nd -
Felixstowe - Spa Pavilion -
TICKETS
June 2026
4th -
Douglas Isle of Man - Gaiety Theatre -
TICKETS
October 2026
4th -
Wellingborough - Castle Theatre -
TICKETS
5th -
Sheffield - Lyceum
(ON SALE 14TH MARCH 2026)
8th -
Southport - Comedy Festival -
TICKETS
9th -
Walsall - Arena -
TICKETS
22nd -
Norwich - Theatre Royal -
TICKETS
23rd -
Stevenage - Leisure Centre -
TICKETS
24th -
Bedford - Corn Exchange -
TICKETS
25th -
London - Hackney Empire -
TICKETS
